Posts Tagged ‘things white people do’

BLT or Grilled Cheese?

Monday, September 7th, 2009
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Sandwich Guy came back yesterday to buy some more weed and some more Cassandra. He’s a really cool guy but he says the same corny line every time I fuck him.  Cassandra, you massage that prostate so good I never have to worry about passing my prostate exam! He says the same line.  Every time. Usually when straight guys come [...]

Sandwich Guy

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
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Does ass have a different DNA than the other skin/muscle groups in the body?  I would have to say yes.  YES YES YES.  There can be no other explanation why it fascinates me so much.  It must have an extremely unique DNA…  It’s too special. Mr. Sandwich Guy came over this afternoon.  I can’t believe how [...]