Now that Gym Boy is out of the picture, I’ve decided to move on stalk a new guy. This latest one is a real beauty. Tall, soft soft skin (I felt it when his face brushed up against mine), good looking. He’s given me his number. He told me he wants to go out. Now [...]

Sorry for not writing for so long.  Ugggh!  My friend Hanks says that writing is like using a muscle – the less you use it, the more difficult it gets.  True, dat.  My writing muscle has atrophied atrociously.   And extra weight never looks good on anyone.  The thing is, I had every intention of writing.  [...]

So I was standing outside another dingy bar, having a cigarette with a fellow open mic stand-up comedian.  San Francisco is the city to be right now for standup comedy.  Multiple open mics every night of the week.  There are lots of aspiring comedians, but little cliques everywhere.  Me – I’m just trying to fit [...]

How do you know when you’re a slut? When you realize you have an insatiable curiosity to see random straight guys being your bitch.  It’s a fairly broad curiosity.  Having done Cassandra for close to two years now, I’ve seen the full spectrum of the male species when they are at their most naked and vulnerable.  You [...]

I am one half of a whole: I am a top girl without a good bottom.  Oh I know I have my pick of men as Cassandra.  But throw out all the severely misshaped, disfigured, smelly, unclean and/or massively over sized buttocks, and I’m really just left with a handful.  No plans to add to the roster, [...]

OK.  Here’s the story.  “Don Draper” and I have been emailing quite regularly since the night we first hooked up.  He’s back at the National Park where he’s a Park Ranger, and I’m still here in SF —  taking the occasional client, writing my blog.  Because there are no trannies roaming around with the buffaloes, Don [...]

  The response was to my impromptu Houseparty/Orgy was substantial.  By the time I sent out the email invitations on Saturday, I had over 150 requests.  An initial problem was the unbalanced ratio between guys to CD’s: there were 132 guy responses and only 27 responses from CD/TV/TG/TS.  To reach some semblance of parity, I had [...]

It really is true what people say.  I just played with my first red head.   Except that it wasn’t really red.  More like orange. Neon orange. Fluorescent. It may even glow in the dark it was so bright.  If you’ve ever played with a redhead you’ll know what I’m talking about: the coloring is so intense. [...]