I had sex yesterday.   The best part about having sex as a man is the simplicity of the preparation process.  The guy called me up and I was ready in 2 minutes.  That’s how quickly I showered and brushed my teeth.  But apparently, not every guy can even make this effort: can we [...]

I saw a guy a while back who was young, married, and broke.  Sex with him was really hot because he would get down on his knees right after I closed the front door.  Sex was instant – right there in the front hallway.  He never asked if my roommates were home.  He just went [...]

There’s a clothing chain in the Bay Area which specializes in hooker fashions.  Which is to say, it is very popular with young girls.  And a lot of not-so-young girls, as well.  Let’s face it: there’s an aspiring ho in all of us.  All the tranny streetwalkers shop there, too.  The store is called Forever [...]

The Giants won the World Series!!!  Cassandra cheered them on, every game, starting from the unexpected win in Game One against the Phillies.  Ooooooo-Ribeee!!!   San Francisco is the World Champion!   But you would have never guessed our city’s celebratory spirit from the sour expressions of Mr. Officer.  The City hired outside help for crowd control [...]

I was walking up Powell Street, minding my own business, when he started flirting with me.   Flirting may be too relic of a practice, and too strong of a word, to describe what really happened.  When I stopped, he stopped.  His eyes darted in my direction, repeatedly, but he refused to make a lingering eye [...]

Back when Tiger Woods and I dated, he would get insanely jealous when I fucked Andy Roddick on the side.  I know what you’re thinking – I thought the same thing, too, when Tiger first showed up on my doorsteps.  Who would have guessed in a million years? Tiger!  I purred at him, I thought [...]

DAVEY:  hi ME:  entertain me i’m so bored DAVEY:  i told you enough already   and it got plasterd on your website- with my full name- remember that   im going to rape your tight little asian ass   you probably dont have much ass, but its ok- ill rape it anyway ME: nope i’m [...]

Back in high school, I took an accounting course that taught me the meaning of the term “FOB.”  Free On Board.  It is used to determine who pays the shipping.  When I came to San Francisco, I learned a new, and more definitive, meaning: FRESH OFF the BOAT.  New Asian immigrants.  Heavily accented.  Caricature specimens. [...]