Breaking News: While I’m polishing the final post in the Art & Culture series trilogy, something happened just mere moments ago that I must share with you. Silver Fox came over to give me a blowjob.  We have great sexual chemistry: he loves to blow me, and I love getting blown!  If you may recall, he is [...]

After Mr. Black Athlete left I was done with business for the day.  It’s always a good idea to end on a high note.  I let poor Hank, who sat moping in the hotel lobby for hours, back into our hotel room.  I decided to have a little fun with him.  I was still in my Cassandra [...]

Guess what, you guys? I saw Dan Savage, Savage Love himself, in the lobby of my hotel in Portland!!!  It was like meeting the patron saint of prostitutes.  I wanted to run up to him and scream, OhMyGod is it really you, Mr. Savage? I read your advice column religiously!  You are sooo right on!  [...]

Hey guess what? It’s been half a year since I started this blog!  I want to thank my readers (all 47 of you) for tuning in and checking out what I have to say.  You are the best!  Having said that, I am in a quandary as to where this blog should go next.  I’ve [...]

He rode my cock. He just went and sat on it.  It went in so smoothly.  My theory is that your asshole is directly proportional to the size of your cock — the bigger your cock, the bigger your rectum.  But Mr. Skinhead with his gigantic pink cock had a perfectly tight hole.  I could [...]

Tie-Me-Up has been such a devoted regular, even though I have yet to fuck him.  [I wrote about him in an earlier post, so if you are not familiar with him you may want to click on the link to get his story.]  His sexual fantasy is to be kidnapped and then raped.  And when [...]

Sandwich Guy came back yesterday to buy some more weed and some more Cassandra. He’s a really cool guy but he says the same corny line every time I fuck him.  Cassandra, you massage that prostate so good I never have to worry about passing my prostate exam! He says the same line.  Every time. Usually when straight guys come [...]

Silver Fox came back from vacation yesterday.  (It’s not a real creative nickname, but he has a salt and pepper moustache, and I think Silver Fox sounds better than S&P Moustache.)  He spent the past two weeks in South America.  I spent the last two weeks dry and barren.  Silver Fox is my single most steady customer.  Through my many [...]