Why is it that, every time I start telling a Cassandra story, my audience thinks they have it all figured out? This is especially true with straight girls. I can be just a sentence or two into it, and they’ll already think they know my characters’ motivations. They have a theory and explanation [...]
Back when I had that infamous one night orgy, I introduced my friend Roberta to Biker Boy. Roberta is a drag elder (oh the bitch will hate me for calling her an elder but I say it with utmost respect – like the kind of respect I have for people who served in WWII). She’s half-Chinese [...]
It finally happened. In psychotheraphy, I believe it is known as the “breakthrough” moment. After years of trying, and oceans of sweat and tears, obscenity-laced curses hurled at the world, and coming oh-so-close to giving up altogether (there were moments when I was sure I had, indeed, reached the end of the road), I finally broke through [...]
Dear Diary Help me. I’m not sure if I know how to write interesting stuff anymore. But I try! I try really hard. In fact, I get stoned almost EVERYDAY. It’s not for my personal enjoyment, I tell myself. It’s for my art. My art is a crusade: to find meaning (where there is none); [...]
So, you guys, I finally saw Gym Boy out at the bars! It was the night before New Year’s Eve. I had just the right mix of weed and alcohol where I was on top of my game. By this, I only mean that I could still stand when I asked to buy Gym Boy a drink. He said [...]
Can you believe it? Silver Fox had the nerve to ask me to jerk myself off the last two times he was here. He actually got tired of blowing me and just wanted to see me cum. The first time he asked I complied but this second time I drew my line in the sand. There [...]
Well, will you just look at her! I was all of sixteen years old when this picture was taken. Look at my chubby cheeks, still so full of baby fat. One of the first things I did when I got my driver’s license was to drive downtown and buy a nice wig. Did you do [...]
Breaking News: While I’m polishing the final post in the Art & Culture series trilogy, something happened just mere moments ago that I must share with you. Silver Fox came over to give me a blowjob. We have great sexual chemistry: he loves to blow me, and I love getting blown! If you may recall, he is [...]