A friend from college recently called to bitch about her job.  She complained it took too much of her time.  She complained she wasn’t getting the recognition she deserved.  She harped on the constant waiting around, the assignments who flaked without cancelling, and the indignities of strutting your stuff in the job market and not getting any offers.  Yup, [...]

Yesterday, I got my very first offer. To do a standup comedy gig! This is HUGE for me.  Because it’s not just any ole stand up gig, but one down in Fisherman’s Wharf!!!  Tourist Central.   Where no San Francisco resident ever goes unless they’re entertaining their relatives from the mid west. That’s right: I’m [...]

There’s an art to talking when you’re crossdressed.  Talk as little as possible.  That was what people used to tell me, too, when I cruised for sex as a boy.  Keep your mouth shut, my friends used to tell me.  When you talk it’s like a purse falls out of your mouth. Don’t Move.  Don’t [...]

I’m not allowed to have guys over these days.  Not when I’m dressed as Cassandra.  Reuben forbids it because I got turned on by a serial date rapist who looks like Tom Brady.  But who wanted to be raped.  By me.  Maybe I’m lacking in morals. But who turns down the chance to fuck Tom [...]

It is morning. Our heroine wakes up with a major boner.  Her cock is engorged inside her panties.  The blood vessels in her shaft are operating at full capacity.  Sleepily, and not quite consciously, she begins to rub her fully erect cock against the mattress.  But before things get too heated (and past the stage [...]

So here’s the thing. Gym boy is into my shit. There’s the kind of sexual tension when you just want to get laid. And then there’s emotional tension. That’s when you’re afraid to have sex because you might get too attached. Because we’ve never hooked up our sexual tension has become emotional tension. It’s like what [...]

Last Thursday night I was bored so I placed a sex ad on casual encounters.  It wasn’t up for more than an hour before someone flagged and removed it.  Typical frustrated tranny chaser bullshit.  There are a lot of haters out there. I did get one very interesting response.  He wrote: Hi.  I am a [...]

Back when I had that infamous one night orgy, I introduced my friend Roberta to Biker Boy.  Roberta is a drag elder (oh the bitch will hate me for calling her an elder but I say it with utmost respect – like the kind of respect I have for people who served in WWII).  She’s half-Chinese [...]