My first (and only) boyfriend was a Cornell graduate who majored in Math. He used to work for an internet company, writing algorithms for advertising campaigns which targeted specific consumers in order to maximize returns. At the time, I was blown away by his explanation ...Read More
Life is good. Fucking fabulous. It really is. So. Fucking. Fabulous. This afternoon I went over to Larry’s to get a blowjob. My biggest challenge of the day was to let Larry blow me for an hour without cumming. See, Larry pays generously, ...Read More
Tie-Me-Up is the nickname I gave to one of my regulars whenever I talk about him with my roommate Reuben. To my regulars who are reading this post: please don't freak out. A nickname is just that -- I don't reveal a ...Read More
Wow. It's just my luck that I joined the world's oldest profession in the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression. A couple months ago, SF Weekly, an alternative weekly publication, did a feature on San Francisco's transgender prostitutes. They quoted ...Read More
A couple months ago I had a date with someone whom I had been exchanging emails. I don't remember if it was a scheduling conflict or inability to agree on a price that led to the delay. I remember it ...Read More