My first (and only) boyfriend was a Cornell graduate who majored in Math.  He used to work  for an internet company, writing algorithms for advertising campaigns which targeted specific consumers in order to maximize returns.  At the time, I was blown away by his explanation that, in the age of technology/information, advertising is done through math.  The right algorithm can calculate if [...]

Life is good.  Fucking fabulous.  It really is.  So.  Fucking.  Fabulous. This afternoon I went over to Larry’s to get a blowjob.  My biggest challenge of the day was to let Larry blow me for an hour without cumming.  See, Larry pays generously, but he expects the full hour, and maybe a little bit more. So if [...]

Tie-Me-Up is the nickname I gave to one of my regulars whenever I talk about him with my roommate Reuben.  To my regulars who are reading this post: please don’t freak out.  A nickname is just that — I don’t reveal a client’s personal information.  But when Reuben talks about his day at the office (we both [...]

Wow.  It’s just my luck that I joined the world’s oldest profession in the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression.  A couple months ago, SF Weekly, an alternative weekly publication, did a feature on San Francisco’s transgender prostitutes.  They quoted this one Latina who said she used to make TWO to THREE THOUSAND a [...]

A couple months ago I had a date with someone whom I had been exchanging emails.  I don’t remember if it was a scheduling conflict or inability to agree on a price that led to the delay.  I remember it was a Friday when he contacted me.  He was insistent that we meet that night. Cassandra, [...]