Reuben and I are watching “The Reader,” the Oscar-nominated movie starring Kate Winslett as an illiterate tram conductor in 1958 Germany.  The climax comes early in the movie when she seduces a most delicious 15 year old boy.  Oh, boys, the first half hour… was such filthy heaven for Cassandra!  Did you see the butt on that [...]

My first (and only) boyfriend was a Cornell graduate who majored in Math.  He used to work  for an internet company, writing algorithms for advertising campaigns which targeted specific consumers in order to maximize returns.  At the time, I was blown away by his explanation that, in the age of technology/information, advertising is done through math.  The right algorithm can calculate if [...]

Burrito Butt came over again today. I think I’m going to turn him down next time. He literally takes a lunch break from his job site, comes over, spends ten minutes in the bathroom wiping his sweaty crack with my clean white towels, and then emerge, ready to get fucked. In gay pornos they make it [...]

The other day I had a most intense craving for Shin Ramyun (Hot & Spicy) noodles.  They’re instant ramen noodles with a thicker, more chewy, texture.  But what really set them apart from their peers are their flavoring packets.  You get one for the dried vegetables, and another for the intense, RED-hot chili broth.  If you’ve never ventured beyond [...]

Life is good.  Fucking fabulous.  It really is.  So.  Fucking.  Fabulous. This afternoon I went over to Larry’s to get a blowjob.  My biggest challenge of the day was to let Larry blow me for an hour without cumming.  See, Larry pays generously, but he expects the full hour, and maybe a little bit more. So if [...]

I got my photos back from the photoshoot that I had blogged about in an earlier post.  The good news is that I look OK.  Actually, I look better than OK.  We got some good shots.  Perhaps they’ll look even better once I get Mariah Carey’s retoucher to work on them.  The “bad” news is [...]

I am kicking it with Reuben in my room.  He’s smoked a little weed but I’m sticking to just red wine tonight. Hey, did you hear that Oprah’s devoting an episode to her weight gain?  I ask him. Oh really, he says, what happened? She gained forty pounds, I answer. Both Reuben and Oprah suffer [...]

I am staring at a mountain of dirty dishes, pots and pans and impossibly long-stemmed wine glasses that will have to be washed by hand.  There are countertops to wipe down, floors to mop, stoves and ovens to scrub, and my bong needs a thoroughly scalding cleanse.  When I am in a festive mood (and [...]