Reuben and I are watching "The Reader," the Oscar-nominated movie starring Kate Winslett as an illiterate tram conductor in 1958 Germany. The climax came early in the movie when she seduces a most delicious 15 year old boy. Oh, boys, the first ...Read More
My first (and only) boyfriend was a Cornell graduate who majored in Math. He used to work for an internet company, writing algorithms for advertising campaigns which targeted specific consumers in order to maximize returns. At the time, I was blown away by his explanation ...Read More
Burrito Butt came over again today. I think I’m going to turn him down next time. He literally takes a lunch break from his job site, comes over, spends ten minutes in the bathroom wiping his sweaty crack with my clean white ...Read More
The other day I had a most intense craving for Shin Ramyun (Hot & Spicy) noodles. They're instant ramen noodles with a thicker, more chewy, texture. But what really set them apart from their peers are their flavoring packets. You get one for the ...Read More
Life is good. Fucking fabulous. It really is. So. Fucking. Fabulous. This afternoon I went over to Larry’s to get a blowjob. My biggest challenge of the day was to let Larry blow me for an hour without cumming. See, Larry pays generously, ...Read More
I got my photos back from the photoshoot that I had blogged about in an earlier post. The good news is that I look OK. Actually, I look better than OK. We got some good shots. Perhaps they'll look even ...Read More
I am kicking it with Reuben in my room. He's smoked a little weed but I'm sticking to just red wine tonight. Hey, did you hear that Oprah's devoting an episode to her weight gain? I ask him. Oh really, he says, ...Read More
I am staring at a mountain of dirty dishes, pots and pans and impossibly long-stemmed wine glasses that will have to be washed by hand. There are countertops to wipe down, floors to mop, stoves and ovens to scrub, and ...Read More