Life is good.  Fucking fabulous.  It really is.  So.  Fucking.  Fabulous. This afternoon I went over to Larry’s to get a blowjob.  My biggest challenge of the day was to let Larry blow me for an hour without cumming.  See, Larry pays generously, but he expects the full hour, and maybe a little bit more. So if [...]

Reuben and I went to a cocktail party a few weeks ago.  It had been a fairly uneventful, unremarkable get together until someone busted out the 420.  I don’t think I’ll smoke weed in public for a while.  It makes me think too much.  And not always of pleasant thoughts. There was an “older” woman [...]

I’m a simple girl with simple tastes.  I love having you go down on my candy.  Is there a better feeling than being on the receiving end of a guy who wants to prove that he gives the best head in the whole world?  At times I feel guilty for being pleasured so much.   During such moments [...]

A couple months ago I had a date with someone whom I had been exchanging emails.  I don’t remember if it was a scheduling conflict or inability to agree on a price that led to the delay.  I remember it was a Friday when he contacted me.  He was insistent that we meet that night. Cassandra, [...]

I got my photos back from the photoshoot that I had blogged about in an earlier post.  The good news is that I look OK.  Actually, I look better than OK.  We got some good shots.  Perhaps they’ll look even better once I get Mariah Carey’s retoucher to work on them.  The “bad” news is [...]

I am kicking it with Reuben in my room.  He’s smoked a little weed but I’m sticking to just red wine tonight. Hey, did you hear that Oprah’s devoting an episode to her weight gain?  I ask him. Oh really, he says, what happened? She gained forty pounds, I answer. Both Reuben and Oprah suffer [...]

Yesterday was my long awaited photo shoot.  I woke up three times in the night, full of nervous anticipation.  I even dreamt that Rene, my makeup artist, asked me specifically to bring blue eyeshadow to the shoot.  Blue eyeshadow, blue eyeshadow, blue eyeshadow, I kept repeating to myself as I tossed and turned.  Now, Rene is [...]

I am staring at a mountain of dirty dishes, pots and pans and impossibly long-stemmed wine glasses that will have to be washed by hand.  There are countertops to wipe down, floors to mop, stoves and ovens to scrub, and my bong needs a thoroughly scalding cleanse.  When I am in a festive mood (and [...]