This fan mail reads: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>  Hi, there.  I am a college student over here in WA.  I must say…your blog entries are very hot.  I can’t even count how many times I’ve pleasured myself to the image of me worshiping your candy and being fucked by it.  I’ve always considered myself 100% straight and have [...]

My first (and only) boyfriend was a Cornell graduate who majored in Math.  He used to work  for an internet company, writing algorithms for advertising campaigns which targeted specific consumers in order to maximize returns.  At the time, I was blown away by his explanation that, in the age of technology/information, advertising is done through math.  The right algorithm can calculate if [...]

I don’t know about your household, but ever since Michael Jackson passed away Reuben has been playing Michael nonstop on our living room iPod.  My favorite song so far from the rotation has been Ben, a song from a very young Michael when he still sang with the Jackson 5.  If you’ve never heard this song before, [...]

Does ass have a different DNA than the other skin/muscle groups in the body?  I would have to say yes.  YES YES YES.  There can be no other explanation why it fascinates me so much.  It must have an extremely unique DNA…  It’s too special. Mr. Sandwich Guy came over this afternoon.  I can’t believe how [...]

Burrito Butt came over again today. I think I’m going to turn him down next time. He literally takes a lunch break from his job site, comes over, spends ten minutes in the bathroom wiping his sweaty crack with my clean white towels, and then emerge, ready to get fucked. In gay pornos they make it [...]

  4:54 PM Davey: hi cass 4:55 PM me: heya babe 4:56 PM Davey: how are u              me: bored at work            Davey:   lemme come over and bend over ur desk 4:57 PM me: hahaha              i’d love that              Davey: stick my big butt right up in ur face               me: hahaha have u [...]

  I’m fairly sure (though not a hundred percent sure – but who is when it comes to matters of the heart?) that my feelings are in check when working as Cassandra.  That’s right – gotta keep the business separate from the personal.  The problem might be that I’m too good at keeping my emotions in check. [...]

The other day I had a most intense craving for Shin Ramyun (Hot & Spicy) noodles.  They’re instant ramen noodles with a thicker, more chewy, texture.  But what really set them apart from their peers are their flavoring packets.  You get one for the dried vegetables, and another for the intense, RED-hot chili broth.  If you’ve never ventured beyond [...]