Posts in the ‘Miscellaneous: Life’ Category

BLT or Grilled Cheese?

Monday, September 7th, 2009
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Sandwich Guy came back yesterday to buy some more weed and some more Cassandra. He’s a really cool guy but he says the same corny line every time I fuck him.  Cassandra, you massage that prostate so good I never have to worry about passing my prostate exam! He says the same line.  Every time. Usually when straight guys come [...]

Go Bears!

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
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This is the year we’re going to the Rose Bowl.  This year, the California Golden Bears will not choke.  We will start off the season by avenging our loss to Maryland last season.  Without the East Coast heat and humidity, coupled with a starting time when our players are wide awake, we will crush the Terps.  [...]

I Like to Teach Beginners…

Friday, August 28th, 2009
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Reuben and I are watching “The Reader,” the Oscar-nominated movie starring Kate Winslett as an illiterate tram conductor in 1958 Germany.  The climax comes early in the movie when she seduces a most delicious 15 year old boy.  Oh, boys, the first half hour… was such filthy heaven for Cassandra!  Did you see the butt on that [...]

Hamachi Dreams

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009
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Sorry for the long wait since I last posted. The truth is that I have not been horny at all.  Nada.  Passing up dates left and right.  Part of me says I should be more of a professional — Just do it!  (It may be the Chinese part — I am passing up on a [...]

Can We Play This Game?

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009
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                 Davey: hi                  me: hey what’s up u sexy man? 9:34 AM Davey: just got in here to work- how are you doin                  me: where’s work?                 Davey: tenderloin   9:35 AM me: TONS of trannies in tenderloin                 Davey: yeah there are some                me:  so… nice pic 3:35 PM Davey: thanks [...]

Cassandra Does Portland & Seattle *WITH NEW POST SCRIPT!

Monday, August 10th, 2009
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Hey Everyone Roadtrip!  I will be in Portland from October 22nd through the 26th.  Then Seattle from the 28th to November 1st.  I’d like to meet a new friend in each city! Shoot me an email at cassandra@cassandragorgeous.com with a brief description of you, what you can bring to our meeting, and a pic if you feel [...]

The Saga Ends…

Thursday, July 30th, 2009
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Goodbyes are hard, aren’t they?  My eyes are welling up with tears as I write this.  But all good things must come to an end.  People come into your life, and people go.  Sometimes, when you become so comfortable with someone, and you accept all their idiosyncrasies – the good and the bad – you think they will be [...]

What’s Your Fantasy?

Monday, July 20th, 2009
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I used to fantasize a lot when I was a kid.  Up until Junior High School, I couldn’t wait to go to bed every night so I can let my mind wander.  Drift away.  I would sketch out the basic plot lines during the day — the location, the people, the catalyst.  The Sahara Desert was [...]