Posts in the ‘cast of characters’ Category

Firecrotch

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009
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It really is true what people say.  I just played with my first red head.   Except that it wasn’t really red.  More like orange. Neon orange. Fluorescent. It may even glow in the dark it was so bright.  If you’ve ever played with a redhead you’ll know what I’m talking about: the coloring is so intense. [...]

What’s Your Fantasy?

Monday, July 20th, 2009
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I used to fantasize a lot when I was a kid.  Up until Junior High School, I couldn’t wait to go to bed every night so I can let my mind wander.  Drift away.  I would sketch out the basic plot lines during the day — the location, the people, the catalyst.  The Sahara Desert was [...]

Hey You!

Friday, July 17th, 2009
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This fan mail reads: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>  Hi, there.  I am a college student over here in WA.  I must say…your blog entries are very hot.  I can’t even count how many times I’ve pleasured myself to the image of me worshiping your candy and being fucked by it.  I’ve always considered myself 100% straight and have [...]

NO Girls Allowed, But…

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009
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A couple weeks ago I got a most interesting proposal.  Over the phone, the guy asked if I could fuck him.  That part is easy.  I told him he came to the right place.  Then he asked if I could also fuck his girlfriend.  When I expressed hesitation, he asked if his girlfriend could just watch. Their [...]

Sandwich Guy

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
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Does ass have a different DNA than the other skin/muscle groups in the body?  I would have to say yes.  YES YES YES.  There can be no other explanation why it fascinates me so much.  It must have an extremely unique DNA…  It’s too special. Mr. Sandwich Guy came over this afternoon.  I can’t believe how [...]

Just One More…

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
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Recently, one of my readers, a former patron whom I greatly respect and admire, emailed me to let me know that my blog has taken a disgusting turn.  Cassandra, he writes, Too much focus and too many references to shit, shit stains and other fecal matters!  It’s like a train wreck…  you don’t want to look, [...]

Hot & Cold

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009
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Burrito Butt came over again today. I think I’m going to turn him down next time. He literally takes a lunch break from his job site, comes over, spends ten minutes in the bathroom wiping his sweaty crack with my clean white towels, and then emerge, ready to get fucked. In gay pornos they make it [...]

Say Hi to Davey

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009
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  4:54 PM Davey: hi cass 4:55 PM me: heya babe 4:56 PM Davey: how are u              me: bored at work            Davey:   lemme come over and bend over ur desk 4:57 PM me: hahaha              i’d love that              Davey: stick my big butt right up in ur face               me: hahaha have u [...]