OK.  Here’s the story.  “Don Draper” and I have been emailing quite regularly since the night we first hooked up.  He’s back at the National Park where he’s a Park Ranger, and I’m still here in SF —  taking the occasional client, writing my blog.  Because there are no trannies roaming around with the buffaloes, Don [...]

Sandwich Guy came back yesterday to buy some more weed and some more Cassandra. He’s a really cool guy but he says the same corny line every time I fuck him.  Cassandra, you massage that prostate so good I never have to worry about passing my prostate exam! He says the same line.  Every time. Usually when straight guys come [...]

Silver Fox came back from vacation yesterday.  (It’s not a real creative nickname, but he has a salt and pepper moustache, and I think Silver Fox sounds better than S&P Moustache.)  He spent the past two weeks in South America.  I spent the last two weeks dry and barren.  Silver Fox is my single most steady customer.  Through my many [...]

The morning after my houseparty-slash-orgy I got a date request from someone whom I’ve been emailing with forever but never actually met. BTW, I literally woke up the day after with a grin on my face. I was hung over as hell, looked like shit, but I giggled the whole way to get coffee at [...]

                 Davey: hi                  me: hey what’s up u sexy man? 9:34 AM Davey: just got in here to work- how are you doin                  me: where’s work?                 Davey: tenderloin   9:35 AM me: TONS of trannies in tenderloin                 Davey: yeah there are some                me:  so… nice pic 3:35 PM Davey: thanks [...]

  The response was to my impromptu Houseparty/Orgy was substantial.  By the time I sent out the email invitations on Saturday, I had over 150 requests.  An initial problem was the unbalanced ratio between guys to CD’s: there were 132 guy responses and only 27 responses from CD/TV/TG/TS.  To reach some semblance of parity, I had [...]

Goodbyes are hard, aren’t they?  My eyes are welling up with tears as I write this.  But all good things must come to an end.  People come into your life, and people go.  Sometimes, when you become so comfortable with someone, and you accept all their idiosyncrasies – the good and the bad – you think they will be [...]

It really is true what people say.  I just played with my first red head.   Except that it wasn’t really red.  More like orange. Neon orange. Fluorescent. It may even glow in the dark it was so bright.  If you’ve ever played with a redhead you’ll know what I’m talking about: the coloring is so intense. [...]