This fan mail reads:

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Hi, there.  I am a college student over here in WA.  I must say…your blog entries are very hot.  I can’t even count how many times I’ve pleasured myself to the image of me worshiping your candy and being fucked by it.  I’ve always considered myself 100% straight and have never done anything like that..However, I’m not sure if I could resist you.
I guess it’s a good thing you’re in San Francisco…:)  Otherwise, I might be forced to pay you a visit…:)

Here’s a few pictures I took for you. Kinda bad quality off my webcam, but you get the idea.    Wish my virgin ass could be yours…

And keep up the excellent blog. I love it.

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And my reply:

Hey You Sexy College Student

First off, Thanks for writing.  There is nothing more satisfying than receiving fan mail — especially one accompanied by such ass-piring photos.  What nice pecs and arms, too!  Baby you are one sexxxy Man Boy.

Now, in regards to your ass shot… was that in response to my last post — where I mentioned I wanted to eat the ass of the tall, dark haired, green-eyed straight hunk?  You didn’t state so explicitly, but I think that’s what you want. 

You want me to eat your ass.

This is what I want to do.  I want you to lay face down on your bed.  Show me that ass in its natural state.  Still.  Soft.  Pillowy.  Oftentimes when I have guys in this position they feel the need to exert their buttock muscles so the mounds are tight and elevated.  It’s different strokes for different Top Girls.  I like playing with asses that are soft and supple.   Believe me, I can tell when I massage your mounds if there are muscles there.  No need to emphasize the obvious, baby.  Relax.  You’ve already got the perfect male physique — look at those arms and pecs.  What I want to see is the contrast — the overwhelming masculine body giving way to a tender soft virgin white ass, laid bare for me to devour.

In this sense, your ass pic where you’re bent over and the camera zooms right up into your crack?  It is too forward for me.  Like that Margaret Cho impression of her mom seeing “Ass Master” porn for the first time: It’s too much ASS RIGHT AWAY! 

What you want to do is tease me a bit.  Have confidence in your ass.  You’re a cute guy, perfect body, young.  Wear a nice tighty whitey underwear.  Pull down the elastic so just the top of the crack is showing.  Or maybe pull down the elastic all the way down so the buns are exposed.  But make me beg for it a little bit. 

Let me be the one who takes the underwear off.

Let me be the one who bends you over so you show me that dewey innocence.

Let me be the one who spreads your cheeks. 

I will make LOVE to your sweet ass with my tongue and lips.  Have you ever had your ass be made love to by a Tgirl?  With each of my hands cupping a mound, I’ll pry apart your crack.  I’ll start with kisses.  Always sweet kisses. 

Baby, I will be so gentle with you.  Cassandra will take care of you.

When the first wave of wetness hits your cherry, you’ll tense up.  The ass cheeks will instantly firm up in my hands.  They all do.  But I’ll keep caressing your rosebud with small, soft licks, for as long as it takes for your buttock muscles to relax.  And when your ass cheeks melt again into my hands, that’s when I’ll RAM. My. Tongue. In One Burst of Passion. So Deep.  Down.  Into your core that you will moan uncontrollably.

That’s when I want you to say,

please take me Cassandra.  

Please. 

PLEASE. 

Take me. 

I’m all yours. 

TAKE ME. 

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