Does ass have a different DNA than the other skin/muscle groups in the body?  I would have to say yes.  YES YES YES.  There can be no other explanation why it fascinates me so much.  It must have an extremely unique DNA…  It’s too special. Mr. Sandwich Guy came over this afternoon.  I can’t believe how [...]

Recently, one of my readers, a former patron whom I greatly respect and admire, emailed me to let me know that my blog has taken a disgusting turn.  Cassandra, he writes, Too much focus and too many references to shit, shit stains and other fecal matters!  It’s like a train wreck…  you don’t want to look, [...]

Burrito Butt came over again today. I think I’m going to turn him down next time. He literally takes a lunch break from his job site, comes over, spends ten minutes in the bathroom wiping his sweaty crack with my clean white towels, and then emerge, ready to get fucked. In gay pornos they make it [...]

  4:54 PM Davey: hi cass 4:55 PM me: heya babe 4:56 PM Davey: how are u              me: bored at work            Davey:   lemme come over and bend over ur desk 4:57 PM me: hahaha              i’d love that              Davey: stick my big butt right up in ur face               me: hahaha have u [...]

They say when it rains, it pours.  Sometimes you expect it to pour, only to get a slight sprinkle. Yesterday it POURED.  Cassandra saw FOUR clients!  She had one orgasm, received two blowjobs, saw three repeat customers, and pounded all four of them.  The latter is fast becoming my specialty: Cassandra the Indomitable Pounder!!! I wasn’t [...]

  I’m fairly sure (though not a hundred percent sure – but who is when it comes to matters of the heart?) that my feelings are in check when working as Cassandra.  That’s right – gotta keep the business separate from the personal.  The problem might be that I’m too good at keeping my emotions in check. [...]

Reply to: pers-g6mnc-1063612405@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-06, 3:29PM PST   What I like most about CL hookups are the instant and intensely physical connections. If you’re not kneeling down in front of me within five minutes after I lock my bedroom door… well, that’s never happened, actually. Who can complain about on-demand [...]

The other day I had a most intense craving for Shin Ramyun (Hot & Spicy) noodles.  They’re instant ramen noodles with a thicker, more chewy, texture.  But what really set them apart from their peers are their flavoring packets.  You get one for the dried vegetables, and another for the intense, RED-hot chili broth.  If you’ve never ventured beyond [...]