My song of choice these days when I’m putting on makeup is My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson.  It is upbeat, catchy, and irrepressibly youthful.  Do you feel it too when it comes on the radio?  Every time the chorus hits (Cause we belooooooooong… togeeeeeeeeether… nowwwwwwwwww, yeah!)  I have to control myself from [...]

Reuben and I went to a cocktail party a few weeks ago.  It had been a fairly uneventful, unremarkable get together until someone busted out the 420.  I don’t think I’ll smoke weed in public for a while.  It makes me think too much.  And not always of pleasant thoughts. There was an “older” woman [...]

Last night, I watched American Idol for the first time this season.  They were down to the final two contestants.  After all the brouhaha over Adam Lambert’s perceived femininity, I caught just one song by each contestant before coming to my OMG! revelation: The media’s obsession with Lambert’s sexuality and his not-completely-masculine presentation completely obscured the real issue: this was [...]

My date yesterday was half an hour late. It was a gorgeous Sunday in San Francisco. I had made plans to go to the beach right after getting my blowjob. My friend Wolf was waiting for me. I was annoyed. Sometimes I really want to tell my dates, “you know, prostitutes have lives too.” I [...]

      Take a good look at this ugly ass son of a bitch.  This is the look of a killer. His name is Allen Andrade.  Three weeks ago, a jury in Colorado convicted him of first-degree murder.  He killed 18-year-old Angie Zapata, a transgender woman, by bashing her face in with a fire extinguisher.  His [...]

Tie-Me-Up is the nickname I gave to one of my regulars whenever I talk about him with my roommate Reuben.  To my regulars who are reading this post: please don’t freak out.  A nickname is just that — I don’t reveal a client’s personal information.  But when Reuben talks about his day at the office (we both [...]

I’m a simple girl with simple tastes.  I love having you go down on my candy.  Is there a better feeling than being on the receiving end of a guy who wants to prove that he gives the best head in the whole world?  At times I feel guilty for being pleasured so much.   During such moments [...]

Wow.  It’s just my luck that I joined the world’s oldest profession in the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression.  A couple months ago, SF Weekly, an alternative weekly publication, did a feature on San Francisco’s transgender prostitutes.  They quoted this one Latina who said she used to make TWO to THREE THOUSAND a [...]