MORE confessions of a TOP-aholic – t4m – 27 (castro / upper market)
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Date: 2009-03-20, 4:04PM PDT

The following is a purely fictional account. Any resemblance to actual persons is unintentional. The writer categorically denies that any of the following occurred or will occur. This is an exercise of First Amendment Rights.>>>>>>>
So the other day I get an inquiry if I could reduce my rate if he just wants a massage. Giving massages bore me to death. So I politely declined and directed him to my sister colleagues on CL who are massage specialists. He emails back and explains that he’s never done anything like this before. He was not sure if he even wants to do anything. Hence, would I consider reducing my quote for someone who might not want any action?

I had Bill Maher on my mind when I agreed to the rate reduction. (Did you watch his last HBO episode? In one of his monologues, he cites to the girls on Craig’s List who are offering recession discounts. The punch line: we’ll get you HALF-off…)

The guy comes over. We chill over a couple of Tecates watching T-Girl porn. He was a surfer. Very stoic. I couldn’t read the situation at all. Was he turned on or wasn’t he? Finally, he turns to me and asks if I can give him a massage. Just my luck, I thought to myself, giving a stupid F’n massage – at a reduced rate, nonetheless! NO. FUN. AT. ALL. I decided I would just massage my favorites: I pull down his boxers and began kneading his pillowy mounds. I reach between and to my surprise his manhood was rock HARD! Damn these stoic surfers – they act all disinterested but they’re so turned on underneath.

Caressing his rigid manhood, I tell him to roll over onto his back. Can you play with mine too, I ask him. He takes my candy, and instantly I feel his manhood ooooooze with excitement. That was when the night turned. In a matter of minutes he would devour my candy. When I pushed his face further down so he was buried between my legs his manhood only got more and more slippery. And then he was lying on the bed, with his face leaning over the edge of the mattress, and me standing over him in my stilettos, forcing my candy down his esophagus. He teared up. I could tell he didn’t want me to stop because his manhood was drenched! We reached an unspoken understanding through body language. I would rest my candy on his face before going in and massaging his vocal cords with it. When he couldn’t take any more he would grip me and gently push me back. After a few seconds rest we’d repeat the whole process.

When it came time to split logs and go deep, it wasn’t a problem at all. My candy slid right in. And I gave it to him – just took him whole and made him my own. I ripped off the protection as the first spill came out and he turned around, went right up to my candy, AND GULPED IT ALL DOWN! It was so shocking – I would have never expected this from a first-timer – but before I could fully register the shock he pulled me right up to his manhood, and, without asking for my permission, came all over my Calvin Klein garter lace-top hosiery. The experience was hot but my hoses were ruined.

Ruined!

As we wiped our selves, it dawned upon me that it couldn’t have been his first time. There was no awkwardness, no I-can’t-believe-this-is-really-happening demeanor. Do you believe he was a true novice? I was kinda joking, and kinda not, when I accused him afterwards that it wasn’t his first time. He just grinned sheepishly and said he will have a lot to “process” that night.

In an homage to Real Time with Bill Maher, I will end this ad with New Rules of my own. NEW RULE: Don’t lie and say you’ve never “done this” before just to get a discount. I tell the truth: I’m a CROSSDRESSER with no hormones, no implants, 6’’ candy. You do the same: tell me why you can’t afford the full quote and I’ll be honest in my answer whether it will work for me. NEW RULE: if you come all over my Calvin Klein garter lace top hoses, YOU OWN IT! I expect an extra Andrew Jackson and you can keep the hoses encrusted with your DNA as a souvenir. Of our very hot time together…. Cassandra

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