Yesterday was my long awaited photo shoot.  I woke up three times in the night, full of nervous anticipation.  I even dreamt that Rene, my makeup artist, asked me specifically to bring blue eyeshadow to the shoot.  Blue eyeshadow, blue eyeshadow, blue eyeshadow, I kept repeating to myself as I tossed and turned.  Now, Rene is [...]

I had two dates last night.  The first one was tight.  When I say tight I mean his asshole was like a cement wall.  Everything had gone according to plan: he was a new customer, he was polite and well-mannered, he had good hygiene, he was into my shit, and he did a great job [...]

It was one of the first days of spring.  My friend Sarah was so inspired by the sunshine that she went out and bought a badminton set.  She got a group together at Golden Gate Park.  To make sure there was enough chilled beer to last through the afternoon I went and bought a new cooler. We [...]

I am staring at a mountain of dirty dishes, pots and pans and impossibly long-stemmed wine glasses that will have to be washed by hand.  There are countertops to wipe down, floors to mop, stoves and ovens to scrub, and my bong needs a thoroughly scalding cleanse.  When I am in a festive mood (and [...]

MORE confessions of a TOP-aholic – t4m – 27 (castro / upper market) Reply to: pers-p9jwa-1084409835@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-20, 4:04PM PDT The following is a purely fictional account. Any resemblance to actual persons is unintentional. The writer categorically denies that any of the following occurred or will occur. This is an [...]

The other day I had finished with one date and was waiting for the next one.  He was due to arrive in two and a half hours.  If there was more time I would have taken off the makeup completely and stepped out for a bite to eat.  I had smoked a little 420 with [...]

I’ve been on a diet these last couple of days, with some success, in preparation for my photo shoot in two weeks.  When I weighed myself at the gym this morning the result was satisfactory: not great, not bad — i just lost the 4 pounds I gained over the weekend.  Seeing how I still have two more weeks to [...]

I ran into a cute acquaintance at the gym tonight.  Perhaps acquaintance is too generous a word.  We’ve met many, many times before at 80′s nite at the Bar on Castro.  Before it relocated and became the Bar on Church.  Tonight was the first time  we conversed in an alcohol-free environment.  And I forgot his [...]