Lady Sings the Blues

I am one half of a whole: I am a top girl without a good bottom.  Oh I know...

January 20, 2010
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Need to work, but not in the mood...

I'm supposed to post a new Erotic Services ad on Craig's List today.  I say...

April 3, 2009
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Art & Culture Series

I took myself to the Palace of the Legion of Honor this week.  When did Mis...

November 19, 2009
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What's Your Fantasy?

I used to fantasize a lot when I was a kid.  Up until Junior High School, I...

July 20, 2009
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A Man in Uniform

A friend from college recently called to bitch about her job.  She complai...

August 20, 2010

Cowboys and Whorehouses

Back when I had that infamous one night orgy, I introduced my friend Roberta t...

May 14, 2010
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Arabian Nights

My date yesterday had left his expensive Oakley shades here over half a ye...

June 9, 2009
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The Fog Has Lifted

Yesterday, I got my very first offer. To do a standup comedy gig! This i...

August 13, 2010
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Life is Good...

Life is good.  Fucking fabulous.  It really is.  So.  Fucking.  Fabulou...

June 11, 2009
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