Lady Sings the Blues
I am one half of a whole: I am a top girl without a good bottom. Oh I know...
Need to work, but not in the mood...
I'm supposed to post a new Erotic Services ad on Craig's List today. I say...
Art & Culture Series
I took myself to the Palace of the Legion of Honor this week. When did Mis...
What's Your Fantasy?
I used to fantasize a lot when I was a kid. Up until Junior High School, I...
A Man in Uniform
A friend from college recently called to bitch about her job. She complai...
Cowboys and Whorehouses
Back when I had that infamous one night orgy, I introduced my friend Roberta t...
Arabian Nights
My date yesterday had left his expensive Oakley shades here over half a ye...
The Fog Has Lifted
Yesterday, I got my very first offer. To do a standup comedy gig! This i...
Life is Good...
Life is good. Fucking fabulous. It really is. So. Fucking. Fabulou...
